Friday, September 18, 2009

Johnny's take on Puerto Rico

Puerto Rico: considered by few as America's 51st state, but to steal the words from Belinda Carlisle "ooh heaven is a place on earth"

it only took 14 hours to convince me that: dreams can come true, miracles do happen, Love is possible, and santa claus is real!

Pulling an "All-Nighter" is not just staying up all night, it consists of:

"Questing for the perfect tan," hammocks, eating chicken on the bone that does not look like it is on the bone which is meant to decieve and break teeth, meeting with strangers from the airport, taking part in homeless magic shows, singing 4 hours of Karaoke (which ONLY consists of the great workings of Enrique Iglesies' Bailamos) Lazers (where a weapons check is the same as a genital physical with a happy ending) creating dance cirlces and effectively owning them by "tearing the dance floor", alone time in waterfall style showers, mustache rides, and hotel room dance sessions only to make a 6AM flight


-John

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