Miami has been formerly called "the city where the heat is on" well i find this to be........... completely TRUE!
But please do not ask me, just ask my bronzed nips!
Their beaches, clubs, resteraunts, homes, and people are muy caliente.
On this trip: i ate italiain, enjoyed harvest cheddar sunchips (absolutely delectable) went on a boat (which broke down for 4 hours in biscain bay... at night), had a "brick of curly fries", saw boobies at the beach, witnessed lightning strike a car, crushed chick peas into hummus (spelled right?) and ate it, danced on tables (fell off one), gave my heart to a 45 year old "cougar" (term courtesy of Maxim magazine) who left me a rather flirty voicemail! Found where all hispanics go to celebrate their evenings (Spice), and realized why they are called the miami hurricanes (because there rain storms are freaking hurricaines)
But please do not ask me, just ask my bronzed nips!
Their beaches, clubs, resteraunts, homes, and people are muy caliente.
On this trip: i ate italiain, enjoyed harvest cheddar sunchips (absolutely delectable) went on a boat (which broke down for 4 hours in biscain bay... at night), had a "brick of curly fries", saw boobies at the beach, witnessed lightning strike a car, crushed chick peas into hummus (spelled right?) and ate it, danced on tables (fell off one), gave my heart to a 45 year old "cougar" (term courtesy of Maxim magazine) who left me a rather flirty voicemail! Found where all hispanics go to celebrate their evenings (Spice), and realized why they are called the miami hurricanes (because there rain storms are freaking hurricaines)
- John
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